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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 10/08/99 -- Vol. 18, No. 15

       Chair/Librarian: Mark Leeper, 732-817-5619, mleeper@lucent.com
       Factotum: Evelyn Leeper, 732-332-6218, eleeper@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist: Rob Mitchell, robmitchell@lucent.com
       HO Chair Emeritus: John Jetzt, jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian Emeritus: Nick Sauer, njs@lucent.com
       Back issues at http://www.geocities.com/Athens/4824
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the
       second Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call
       201-447-3652 for details.  The Denver Area Science Fiction
       Association meets 7:30 PM on the third Saturday of every month at
       Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

       ===================================================================

       1. National Public Radio dropped  the  fact  that  Home  Depot  has
       noticed  that  more  of  their  customers  are  women than they had
       realized.  I have given this some thought.

       We are told that men have the upper hand over  women  in  business.
       That  is  true,  though  to  a degree that appears to be constantly
       overstated.  Take my company.  You have to go many levels up  above
       my  head  before you reach a level where men predominate over women
       by percentage.  You have to go up to the levels  where  people  are
       allowed  to  talk  about  how  important  diversity  is--"providing
       leadership" they call it--in lieu of going to  diversity  training.
       In  my  experience  it  seems  that if you are required to attend a
       diversity meeting rather than just to endorse it, you are  probably
       not at a level your attitude is what is the problem.

       But we are told at these meetings that we  live  in  a  patriarchal
       society  where  men  have  more control over how money is spent and
       spend more on themselves.  I would love to believe this one but  to
       tell  the  truth,  I  really do not.  The signs I see around me all
       point to women  being  the  ones  making  most  of  the  purchasing
       decisions  in our country and they were long before the Women's Lib
       Movement took hold.  I call as  People's  Exhibit  Number  One  ANY
       department  store  in any mall or shopping area.  Three quarters of
       the main entrances will lead to women's clothing and the rest  will
       probably lead to something gender neutral.  The men's department is
       generally hidden away in a dark corner probably.  Now why is  this?
       Do  you  think  the  word  has  just not reached Macys which gender
       REALLY has money to spend on themselves?  Somehow I  do  not  think
       that  is very likely.  This is their business and they know who has
       the  money  and  is  spending  the  money  on  themselves.    Their
       conclusion sure looks like they think women are the spenders.

       Don't stop at just the department store.  Go  to  People's  Exhibit
       Number Two, a directory of the department store, and count how many
       stores cater primarily to women, how many cater primarily  to  men.
       I  did and found a two-to-one ratio.  Even that was a smaller ratio
       than I had expected.

       Compare the average beauty parlor and the number  of  products  for
       sale  against  the  average  men's  barbershop.   If  it is a men's
       barbershop there will be two or three bottles of smelly stuff.   If
       they cater to women there will be rows of mousses and dyes and hair
       preparations of all kinds.  In my area we have several nail parlors
       opening  up.   Many  of the women I see who patronize these parlors
       are in low-paying jobs, but they still apparently have  more  money
       to  spend  on  themselves  than  men in significantly better paying
       jobs.   Outside  of  malls  and  not  including  barbershops,  what
       businesses  around  cater  primarily to men?  I see none.  But I do
       see clothing stores for women on the main street of my town.  Women
       I  know make a day of going out and shopping for clothes.  Most men
       place the excitement of shopping for clothing  on  about  the  same
       level as going to the dentist.

       Now at this point in the discussion I usually hear that  men  spend
       on  different  sorts  of  things.   They  buy  big-ticket items for
       themselves.  The example usually given is cars.  And  some  do  buy
       big  cars.  But how many of us have had a Porsche in our driveways,
       owned by anyone, in the past twelve months?  The  men  I  know  buy
       cars  as  family  utilities,  not  as  luxury  items.  The cars get
       counted as men's spending even thought it is for the  general  good
       of the family.  The same people would not think of counting women's
       grocery shopping as being money the woman is spending  on  herself.
       And  of course they shouldn't.  There are always exceptions, but if
       you look around it really seems the real spending power  in  US  is
       more with women than men.

       So let me then ask, where are the real rewards in this country,  in
       having  the  earning power or having the spending power?  The focus
       has been on earning power and on the basis  of  that  alone  people
       draw  the  conclusion that the overall lot of men is so much better
       than the lot of women.  I cannot speak for others, but if I had the
       choice of my current situation or of doubling my spending power but
       at the same time having my earning power go to zero (all else being
       equal), I know which choice I would make.  And who has the spending
       power?  Go ask Macy's.  [-mrl]
       ===================================================================

       2. John Jetzt sends us the following:

                 Your  piece  about   presidential   dining   evokes   the
                 following.

                 Some years ago I saw a coffee-table-style book  entitled,
                 "The  First  Ladies'  Cookbook."   It was a collection of
                 alleged favorite recipes, one from each first lady,  each
                 with  a  picture  of  the  dish.   It went back to Martha
                 Washington, and  concluded  with  whoever  was  the  then
                 present  first  lady.   Almost  all  the recipes were for
                 fancy banquet-type dishes,  like  Beef  Wellington.   The
                 entry  for  Bess  Truman  was apt for Truman: Tune Noodle
                 Casserole:  Mix canned tuna, a  can  of  peas,  and  some
                 noodles.  Serve.

                 John J.

       ===================================================================

       3. Keith Morrison (keithm@polarnet.ca) posted these to Usenet; they
       are reprinted here with his permission:

       The Things I Will Do in a First Contact Situation

       1.  If any member  of  the  contact  team  disappears  for  unknown
       reasons  and  then  reappears  acting  in  a strange manner, I will
       assume an attack and prepare accordingly.

       2.  I will not assume  that  because  they  are  more  advanced  in
       matters  technological  they are therefore more advanced in matters
       moral.

       3.  My troops will be out of sight and instructed to fire only on a
       direct order or if they are fired upon.

       4.  After the disasterous first  contact  which  resulted  in  much
       death,  I  will not invite them to the capital in order to clear up
       the mistake.

       5.  If the aliens are slaughtering people somewhere  else,  I  will
       regard  any  sudden  peaceful  overtures  to  me  with  appropriate
       skepticism.

       6.  The phrase "peaceful coexistence" when used by an alien can  be
       translated   as   "War,   Earth  Boy"  and  will  be  responded  to
       accordingly.

       7.  I will pay close attention to the alien's dietary habits, their
       reproductive process or any other biological factor that can result
       in me being eaten, implanted or dissected.

       8.   Any  pansy  who  whines   about   the   aliens   being   "Just
       misunderstood"  after  they've  blown up New York will be shot.  If
       they've just blown up Pittsburg, we'll give them a second chance.

       [-Keith Morrsion]

       ===================================================================

       4. THREE KINGS (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

                 Capsule: Set in the day or  two  following  the
                 Persian  Gulf,  THREE  KINGS begins as a light-
                 hearted caper film but turns into a  grim  view
                 of   the  realities  of  the  Middle  East  and
                 American  policy.   This  is  an  adult   film,
                 demanding but intelligent.  A good film even if
                 it is not always pleasant.   Rating:  8  (0  to
                 10), high +2 (-4 to +4)  Spoiler warning: there
                 are mild spoilers of the first quarter  of  the
                 film in this review.

       It is in the hours after the cease-fire in the  Persian  Gulf  War.
       Iraq  is  still  in  a state of chaos and barbarity even as the war
       ebbs from it.   We  focus  on  volunteer  soldiers,  none  of  whom
       actually  fought but jubilant over the victory.  Nevertheless their
       duty continues as captured Iraqi soldiers are being  strip-searched
       before  being  interned.   One  is  found carrying a map in a well-
       protected place.  Sergeant Troy Barlow (played by  Mark  Wahlberg),
       Staff  Sergeant  Chief  Elgin  (Ice  Cube),  and Private Conrad Vig
       (Spike Jonze) realize that the map must show where the Iraqis  have
       hidden  gold  bullion  looted  from  Kuwait.  They decide to make a
       little extra-curricular expedition to liberate the gold  for  their
       own purposes.  Special Forces Captain Archie Gates (George Clooney)
       has been escorting TV journalist Adriana Cruz (Nora Dunn), but when
       he  gets wind of the treasure map he decides to ditch Cruz and push
       his way into the expedition and a share of the gold.

       The village where the gold has been stored is  a  hotbed  of  Iraqi
       rebels  who have been promised American support if they would fight
       against Saddam.  They are overjoyed to find  four  armed  Americans
       show  up  at  last to help them defend themselves.  However despair
       returns to them when Iraqi soldiers show up.   The  leader  of  the
       soldiers offers the Americans a compromise.  The yanks can take the
       gold and leave the rebels to the Iraqi army.  They even  are  happy
       to  help  the  Americans  load  "Saddam's  gold"  onto the American
       vehicles in order to be rid of the conquering army and  to  proceed
       with  their  sadistic  duty  against the rebels.  The Americans are
       only too  happy  with  the  deal  until  Gates  realizes  what  his
       complicity  in  the betrayal of Iraqi rebels will mean.  He decides
       he cannot leave the villagers to their fate.  This sets  in  motion
       the most deadly chapter of the war for the four volunteers.

       Essentially the plot could have been a  Western  with  just  a  few
       substitutions.   However  the  plot  is  less  important  than  the
       background of THREE KINGS.   The  film  really  becomes  a  serious
       political examination of Americans in the war, America's clumsy and
       dangerous foreign policy, and just how it affects  other  cultures.
       In  it  bleak  characterization  of political policy it stands with
       films like THE KILLING FIELDS.  In the eyes of  this  film  as  the
       Iraqi  government  suppresses  and  tortures  its  own  people, the
       Americans blunder around in quest of  low  oil  prices.   Meanwhile
       opportunistic  news  reporters  fight  for  new  stories of what is
       happening, losing interest once a story has already been covered by
       someone  else,  trying  to  get ahead in the world of news industry
       politics.  And even while this is happening people like the  Iraqis
       struggle  to  get  American  style  appliances  like  blenders  and
       cellular phones in the callous struggle for another culture's  idea
       of the good life.  This is very dark and very angry.

       Adding  to  the  deliberate  pain  of  watching  the  film  is  the
       photography of Thomas Newton Sigel (who filmed THE USUAL SUSPECTS).
       He intentionally washes out the color to give a feel of the hot sun
       to   the   Mexican  locales  standing  in  for  the  Iraqi  desert.
       Occasionally the photography becomes a bit gimmicky,  predominantly
       in  the  more  violent  scenes.   David  O. Russell directs his own
       screenplay to be certain to get each little angry note.  The  Iraqi
       rebels  come  off  the  best,  but  American  policy,  the  Kuwaiti
       consumerism, the supposed stupidity of  American  Southerners,  and
       the Army bureaucracy, all get their turn under fire.

       THREE KINGS may not  be  a  pleasant  film  to  watch,  but  it  is
       intelligent and certainly has to be the best film about the Persian
       Gulf War yet.  I give it an 8 on the 0 to 10 scale and a high +2 on
       the -4 to +4 scale.  [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          HO 1K-644 732-817-5619
                                          mleeper@lucent.com

            No animal should ever jump up on the dining room 	    furniture unless absolutely certain that he can
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